9.28.2008

Culinary Update No. 3: Chocolate Bread Rolls

This was a Jamie Oliver recipe, but I had an unfortunate run-in with my salt... as in WAY too much of it. Anyway, here's the damage.
I made a basic bread dough (following J.O.'s recipe and using my Kitchen Aid). This is a picture of it rising beautifully.
While the dough was doing its thing, I crushed up some serious 70% Ghirardelli chocolate.
When the dough was ready to go, I rolled it out, coated it with a LOT of butter, and sprinkled it generously with chocolate crumbles. Then I rolled it up, jelly-roll style, and sliced it. This is what they looked like (messy) after assembled.


And about halfway through baking. The saltiness mellowed a bit after a couple days, so they were edible, but should have been more delicious. Not a total loss, but not a triumph, either.

Culinary Update No. 2: The Great Franzbrötchen Bake-Off Post

While at home in Indiana in August, I finally got around to trying to bake Franzbrötchen, my very favorite pasty in the entire world. I used to eat one (or two) of these every morning while I was living in Hamburg and I've mourned every morning since leaving there that they weren't available. When I was in Berlin last summer, dear W. brought some for me to freeze and ration out over the summer.

Anyway, that same dear friend gave me a book called Das Franzbrötchen: Wunderbarer Plunder aus Hamburg. It's a (pretty hilariously earnest) collection of texts and poems about (and odes to) the Franzbrötchen. After reading some of them I discovered that there was a RECIPE. This one purports to be the best recipe, though the recipes I've found on the internet are really plentiful and varied...

Anyway. Here's what we did. (Excuse, please, the bad translation and lack of measurement conversion - in my mother's kitchen we had the ability to work in metric.)

FRANZBRÖTCHEN - freely interpreted from a recipe by Dieter Schemberger

DOUGH

450 g All-purpose flour (Type 550)
30 g yeast
250 ml Milk
50 g Butter
1 Egg yolk (in retrospect I realize we forgot this)
1/2 tsp Salt

We basically threw all this (minus the egg yolk) into the Kitchen Aid and let it do its thing. We ended up adding a little more flour because our dough was looking a little loose. It turned out to be a nice, elastic dough. Let the dough rise for about 15-20 minutes, then roll out into a rectangle of 30 x 25 cm. (Precise Germans!)

Then...

BUTTERZUSATZ

150 g. Butter
50 g. Flour

Mix these together and form into a sheet about 15 x 20 cm and lay on top of the dough rectangle. (This was a little misleading. We basically had to spread it onto the dough.) Then fold the edges of the dough over the Butter surface and press down. **Then roll out the dough to about 30 x 40 cm and fold over twice to make 3 layers. Put the dough into the fridge for 15 minutes. Repeat from ** twice more. Finally, roll the dough out to a surface of 25 x 70 cm.

BELEG (the Good Stuff)

50 g Butter (we used considerably more, because I like my Franzbrötchen a little greasy.)
100 g Sugar and Cinnamon (we just used LOTS of cinnamon and 100 g sugar, basically.)

Mix these ingredients and spread the mixture on top of the dough.

Fig. 1. Here you can see the dough with the Good Stuff spread all over. We're in the process of rolling it up.

Then roll up the dough lengthwise (zu einer langen Schlange - into a long snake!) and cut into slices about 3 cm thick.
Fig. 2. Here we've rolled up the dough and are pinching it together so that the good stuff doesn't squish out.
Fig. 3. at the bottom of this photo you can see the slices. At the top, I've just finished forming one.
Fig. 4. Here I'm forming the Franzbrötchen using the "Kochlöffel-Trick" - basically you press the handle of a wooden spoon into the center of a slice, causing the middle to buckle and the sides to turn slightly upwards. Then you press them flat and put them on the baking sheet. It takes a while to get the hang of it, but the results are most satisfying.

Fig. 4. These are the finished product. These emerge out of the oven after they've been baked about15-20 minutes at 180° C. They turned out kind of ugly, but in my experience, the uglier they are, the better they taste.

**Thanks to Dan for documenting the process!

Culinary Update No. 1

A few weeks ago I made Spaghetti Casserole, which turned out to be a massive amount of a kind of anti-lasagna. Quite delicious. Here's what happened.
I cooked a LOT of spaghetti, drained it, doused it with good olive oil and let it sit.Meanwhile, and afterward, I cooked a LOT of homemade tomato sauce (canned crushed tomatoes, about 4 cloves of garlic, a little onion, fresh basil, mushrooms, zucchini).I mixed it all up with a good deal of cheese (parmigiano reggiano, romano, mozzarella), and baked at 400° until done. Quite delicious.

9.25.2008

Zombie Feminism

Zombie Feminism. This is a really interesting article about a bunch of movies I've always disregarded out of hand. Pretty fascinating. Now I kind of want to see Zombie Strippers, which I had thought sounded like a bunch of dreck. And maybe it is, but I'm interested in the concept this article suggests. What do you all think?

9.19.2008

Semantic groaning

Two phrases I don't ever need to hear again:

"Wow factor" - when did this come into vogue and when will it disappear?

"Shock and awe" - after seeing it in a few too many different contexts, I can't take it any more. I kind of wish that whoever is elected passes a law outlawing all phrases coined by the Bush administration. That includes Homeland Security. What a silly faux-patriotism-inciting name.

9.16.2008

School Days

I used to wake up in the mornings to the sound of the 8:40 bell for Morning Prayers at Memorial Church. Now I hear it as I come out of the Harvard Square T stop.

9.14.2008

More news

Delinquent blogging leads me to need to do another news digest with previews of coming attractions. In no particular order.
  1. The new semester starts tomorrow.
  2. In order to make it to campus in time to organize myself, I have to leave my house by about 7:45 AM. EVERY DAY. Does. Not. Compute.
  3. We finally filed for Dan's Green Card. Thus commences the waiting game. No, we still haven't seen the movie.
  4. Dan starts work tomorrow!
  5. In August, I baked Franzbrötchen!
  6. Last week sometime I baked chocolate rolls.
  7. I also cooked the inaugural Butternut Squash of the season.
  8. We have Besuch from Deutschland!
  9. My work status currently SUCKS. But will be okay.
  10. We got pluots in our Boston Organics box this week! What the hell are those!?
  11. I learned the German word for quince. Quitte.

8.18.2008

News

In no particular order:
  • I'm legally married.
  • Going home to finish planning the big church wedding in a couple days.
  • Things I've cooked:
    • Some pretty tasty ginger-soy stir fry
    • REALLY good potato pancakes
    • Lots and lots of pasta
    • Stuffed zucchini (with oriental eggplant)
  • What I'm cooking tonight: Spaghetti casserole
  • Loving the Boston Organics deliveries, but don't know what to do with cabbage.
  • General exams got pushed back by a little bit (thank GOD)
  • Went to world's ODDEST wedding this weekend
  • Bought my wedding shoes
  • Also bought some pretty amazing stripper heels
  • Had good friends over for a couple hours yesterday
  • Very very very happy playing house.

7.29.2008

Banana Bread


Tonight I found myself with a bunch of rapidly blac
kening bananas like this. Instead of just put up with the fruit flies, I decided to make banana bread. After a quick trip to the local Tedeschi's for flour, sour cream, and baking powder, I was good to go.

The recipe I used was this:

BANANA BREAD


10 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon butter
1 cup mashed ripe bananas (about 2 large bananas)

1/2 cup sour cream
2 large eggs
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
2 cups cake flour
3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar

1 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup toasted, chopped walnuts

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.

Lightly grease a 9 1/4 by 5 1/4 by 2 1/2-inch loaf pan with 1 teaspoon of the butter.

Puree the bananas, sour cream, eggs and vanilla in a food processor.

Sift the cake flour, sugar, baking soda, baking powder and salt into the bowl of an electric mixer fixed with a whisk attachment. Add the remaining 10 tablespoons butter and mix on medium-low speed until blended, about 30 seconds. Add the banana mixture in 3 batches, scraping the sides of the bowl and mixing on medium speed between each addition. Fold in the nuts.

Pour into the loaf pan. Bake until lightly browned and bread bounces back to the touch, about 1 hour 10 minutes. Remove from the oven and cool for 10 minutes before turning out onto wire rack to cool completely.

Of course, I used Egg Beaters instead of eggs, 8 inch pans instead of 9 1/4, and I didn't have any walnuts, in classic semi-hobo fashion. Oh, and I had to do the mixing by hand, which was a joy. Pre-baking this is the mess I had on my hands:
Midway through baking and things are looking (and smelling) very tasty.

7.17.2008

Finally I found it!

When I was studying abroad the summer between my Junior and Senior years in high school, I went on this weird art installation tour (for like... 9 hours on a bus) around the Ruhrgebiet. It was really fascinating and I finally just found something that has a little information about it (randomly, while poking around a German food blog...).

Anyway, for posterity: http://www.route-industriekultur.de/menue/menue.html

Boston Organics!

I got the first box today! Very exciting. Today I received:
  • a bunch of collard greens
  • a head of lovely leaf lettuce
  • a container of broccoli sprouts
  • two small zucchini
  • a couple pounds of potatoes
  • an eggplant
  • a couple kiwis
  • a couple peaches
  • a couple apples
  • a bunch of bananas
  • some black plums
  • a couple nectarines
The zucchini and eggplant and potatoes will be no challenge, but I don't really know what to do with the collard greens or broccoli sprouts, as they're items I would never buy unprompted. BO sent along a good-looking collard greens recipe (with garam masala) that I may try. And I guess I'll stirfry the sprouts with some rice and other veg. Exciting!

7.14.2008

Pre-Dan grooming, etc.

  1. Appointment at Carriage House (next Tuesday, 12:00 p.m.)
  2. Appointment at Gino
  3. Mani/Pedi
  4. Eye Appointment (next Monday, 1:20 p.m.)
  5. Appointment for foot X-ray
  6. Appointment for physical therapy

7.13.2008

Food inspiration

I signed up for Boston Organics fruit and vegetable deliveries. I'll get a box every other week with half fruit and half vegetables. I'm hoping that having a variety of veg arrive on my doorstep will help inspire my cooking and challenge me to try out some new things and find some new recipes. Good times.

It's windy this morning and while I was out walking Lucy the wind was making ripples in the grass that moved across the field in just the same motion that the sand was being blown across the beach this time last year in Amrum. The temperature is perfect and the breeze is just a little cool (unlike in Amrum last year, where it was frigid) and it was just a beautiful feeling to be outside. I rather wished, though, that I were standing on some ocean cliff instead.

7.04.2008

Summer cooking

I just made a Fruit Salad with Mint and Ginger Syrup.

Delicious. Photos later.

7.03.2008

Lezebel fantasies

Some rather large part of me (maybe the Smithie in me?) really, truly, deeply hopes that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are actual, real-life lesbians.

7.01.2008

To-Do

I make Dan do this all the time, so I may as well. Things to do before he gets here.
  1. Obviously, work.
  2. Buy wedding lingirie. Go to Lady Grace and/or Intimacy.
  3. Buy wedding shoes.
  4. Buy dress/outfit for civil ceremony.
  5. Buy sandals.
  6. Figure out Adjustment of Status and Social Security Number paperwork.
  7. Get plane tickets for August.
  8. Get the apartment sorted a little better.
  9. Stop being a pathetic sap.

Blah

I'm feeling the need to do something creative. I know it's just filtered frustration because I know I need to be working, but I'm having a hard time motivating myself to do that. I know I'll feel better when I get some done, but it's still frustrating.

6.28.2008

Maybe I have a bug up my ass, but ...

This article about the new American Girls movie is on my side, I think. Or I think A. O. (Anthony) Scott thinks he's on my side. His point about Hollywood neglecting girls (and women?) is right on and well taken, but his suggestion that Enchanted was a well-meant nod to girls doesn't quite rhyme with his bemoaning of the role models (fairy-tale princesses, Bratz and Barbie dolls, Lindsay Lohan) available to young women today (what about Hillary, Mr. Scott? Or even - God forbid - Condoleeza Rice -- let the record reflect that I do NOT like Condi, but I do respect that she is a woman who was risen to great power. Or how about Madeleine Albright? She's not too bad. Or maybe to be a role model you have to be young and sexy. That's right.). I may be mistaken, because I didn't have any interest in seeing that particular film, but isn't it a pretty standard Broadway musical cum fairy tale in which the goal of the female protagonist is to meet, enchant, and marry her man? That's really helpful.

Okay. Seriously this article isn't that bad, but I got all worked up after reading about Hillary and was mad at the media/world in general for its portrayal of women on all stages.

"Of mice and women..."

This is a very good column by Judith Warner.

It still makes me extremely sad, though, that we're talking about Hillary's run for President in the past tense. Damn it.

Maybe part of the problem is that she started out as a "trailing spouse" but then couldn't successfully negotiate the change to leading? (I don't think this is the case. She negotiated that shift beautifully. The public and her ex-President-husband left a little to desire in this area. He certainly didn't take kindly to it - note the wild campaign trail antics - and the public talked more about her as First Lady than as a potential President.

Also, this article in todays Times does portray the candidates as having come to a peaceful conclusion (read: Hillary is happy about no longer running, which I can't quite swallow), which is nice. However, the article really plays up Hillary's deference (she smiled deferentially while he spoke), wonders at the lack of physical affection between them (they're not suddenly in a relationship, even if the rally was a pseudo Love-in), and shows a photo with him in a very patriarchial/protective posture, one hand on the little girl's shoulder. Ugh.

I understand it's not her place to run the show anymore, but the press is going to have to find a better vocabulary to deal with that fact. I'm stunned by the continued sexism even after she's stopped being a threat to the country's collective machismo.

And no, Obama's little crack about her being able to "anything the boys can do, and do it better, and do it in heels" doesn't help. Anyone else ever noticed that the word boys has an entirely different effect than the word girls? It implies a kind of bosom-buddyness, an inside-joke tone, a faux humility which tries to come off as self-deprecation but instead actually brags of its down-to-earthness. It says "look at this powerful man who is confident enough to still feel like just one of the boys." There's the Old Boys network from the north and the Good Ol' Boys of the south. Always centers of power-brokerage. Girls, on the other hand are weak, deferential, and the use of the word generally doesn't cross into dialogues of politics or power. It's confined instead to girls' nights out, girly movies, girlish figures, etc. And what kills me is that Obama is signalling his consciousness of this voacabulary issue by very carefully saying that "Women can do whatever the boys do." He knows he isn't allowed to call Hillary a girl, but it suits his cause better to refer to himself as one of the boys. Anyway, what the FUCK do heels have to do with anything? Quick boys, undermine her authority and seriousness as quickly as you can! She could still go off at any moment!

Polemic over.